Joke: wealthy 14-year-old

They say that some people in Texas are pretty wealthy. Take this exchange between a Texan and a New Yorker: Rich Texan: ?I?d like to send my jet up for you, and we?ll go hunting on my son?s ranch west of Austin. Its 80,000 acres stocked with purebred cattle and exotic game. I?m real proud of the boy. He?s just fourteen years old and earned it all himself.? New Yorker: ?How on earth did he do that?? Rich Texan: ?He got four A?s and a B.?

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