Getting Rid Of A Whale

Humorous: on the need to have people with the right gifts and training operating within the sphere of their gifts. This news event came to me over the Internet: ?I am absolutely not making this incident up. In fact, I have it all on videotape. The tape is from a local TV news show in Oregon, which sent a reporter out to cover the removal of a 45-foot, eight-ton dead whale that washed up on the beach. The responsibility for getting rid of the carcass was placed upon the Oregon State Highway Division, apparently on the theory that highways and whales are very similar in the sense of being large objects. So anyway, the highway engineers hit upon the plan of blowing up the whale with dynamite. The thinking here was that the whale would be blown into small pieces, which would be eaten by sea gulls, and that would be that. A textbook whale removal plan. So they moved the spectators back up the beach, put a half-ton of dynamite next to the whale and set it off. I am probably not guilty of understatement when I say that what follows, on the videotape, is the most wonderful event in the history of the universe. First you see the whale carcass disappear in a huge blast of smoke and flame. Then you hear the happy spectators shouting ?Yayy!? and ?Whee!? Then, suddenly, the crowd?s tone changes. You hear a new sound like ?splud.? You hear a woman?s voice shouting ?Here come pieces of?OH NO!? Something smears the camera lens. Later, the reporter explains: ?The humor of the entire situation suddenly gave way to a run for survival as huge chunks of whale blubber fell everywhere.? One piece caved in the roof of a car parked more than a quarter of a mile away. Remaining on the beach were several rotting whale sectors the size of condominium units. There was no sign of the sea gulls, who had no doubt permanently relocated in Brazil. ? Copyright 2002 Steve Miller - All Rights Reserved

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